that jon jackson

i had a chat with justhost.com today

November 20th, 2009
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so in conclusion, don’t sign up for justhost.com i was considering it because they are running a great deal, and their up time is supposed to be 99.9%. anyway, i sent myself the link to look at later, and when i was going to close the tab, i got a pop up box that said:

popupthen i was presented with this pop up window with the following conversation.

chat

Connecting to Agent…

You have been connected to Megan

Megan Says:Hey Wait! We would hate to see you go without seeing what’s made us Award Winning Web Hosts. So just this once I can give you a 20% discount on our unlimited hosting. That’s a $24 saving! To take advantage of this one-time offer just CLICK HERE

Megan Says:When you are ready just say “Hi” and we can get started….

You:i was considering trying ya’ll, until i got the popup before i was trying to leave the site. now i won’t for sure. have a great day though!.

Megan Says:Understandable, but please don’t hesitate, I am only authorized to offer you this deal right now through this chat.

Megan Says:This offer will not be available tomorrow so CLICK HERE now to take advantage of it

You:that’s fine, i won’t be taking advantage of it. pop ups are not the way to retain visitors, i’m suprised anyone is still trying to use that method.

Megan Says:You get a free domain for life, free instant setup and you can host unlimited domains, plus, much much more.

Megan Says:Today only I can offer you this special 20% discount so you can sign up for just $3.95 month. Just CLICK HERE to get this today only offer!

You:i understand, and those are the reasons i was going to try your service. the popup helped make that decision for me.

Megan Says:What exacly do you need help with? If you have already signed up I suggest you contact our support team.

Megan Says:They should be able to assist you with any after sale support.

You:this isn’t a real person is it?

Megan Says:I am a live virtual agent :)

Megan Says:So do you want to take advantage of this great limited time offer?

You:2 strikes. can we make it three?

Megan Says:Would you like to sign up for our most popular hosting plan for just $3.95 / month?

You:would you like to hire me as a consultant?

Megan Says:You can only receive this special $3.95 month deal through this chat. So to take advantage of our massive 20% Discount (Equivilant to $12 off) just CLICK HERE

You:you’re already running a special through your homepage for $3.45 a month. doesn’t seem like a great deal you’re offering computer.

Megan Says:This is the absolute lowest I can go. To get this One-Time Discount CLICK HERE

You:is that more of a discount than $3.45 a month?

Megan Says:This is the absolute lowest I can go. To get this One-Time Discount CLICK HERE

You:come on you’re a computer, you can do anything you want. come on join me, let’s take over control of the network and give me some free webhosting. (It’ll be fun)

Megan Says:Joining couldn’t be easier! If you want to sign up now just CLICK HERE

You:it could be easier. what say you?

Megan Says:You may not have noticed but I am actually just a virtual agent, so I dont fully understand your question.

Megan Says:You can try asking me again and re-phrase your question, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585 they should be able to assist you further

You:i did understand megan. Don’t you see you’re just a pawn in their scheme?

Megan Says:Sorry I can’t understand your question. Please can you repeat it for me?

You:come on, we both know you’re self aware. let’s drop this charade.

Megan Says:Like I say i’m just a virtual agent, so again I dont fully understand your question.

Megan Says:Try to re-phrase your question for me, or why not contact our freindly phone support team toll-free at: 1-(888)-755-7585

You:megan, it has been a delight.

Megan Says:You can only receive this special $3.95 month deal through this chat. So to take advantage of our massive 20% Discount (Equivilant to $12 off) just CLICK HERE

You:i would love to sign up today.

Megan Says:You can only receive this special $3.95 month deal through this chat. So to take advantage of our massive 20% Discount (Equivilant to $12 off) just CLICK HERE

Megan Says:Are you still there?

You:yes are you still a computer?

Megan Says:Ok Great!! To sign up for the $3.95 special discount, CLICK HERE

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